charlesoberonn:

babies who were conceived when the Gigapause started are being born now.



lychgate:

chucknraleigh:

ryeisenberg:

ryeisenberg:

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
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  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
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  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format. 

i got through three pages before i had to stop or risk throwing my laptop across the room

image

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he makes bella blam just from blowing on her titty


lionsarah:

THERE IS SO MUCHGOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD

SO GOD DAMN MUCH

SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT

AND PEOPLE CHOOSES FIFTY SHADES OF GREY


shadowedcollossus:

It’s so hard to think of cute outfits when you’ve only had 3 hours of sleep…

shadowedcollossus:

It’s so hard to think of cute outfits when you’ve only had 3 hours of sleep…


rainponyart:

sometimes i forget he’s just a kid
sketch commission for eridan-prince-of-hope.

rainponyart:

sometimes i forget he’s just a kid

sketch commission for eridan-prince-of-hope.


askcaligulasaquariums:

im the queen ♔

askcaligulasaquariums:

im the queen



sakuraa:

yea wwhatever

sakuraa:

yea wwhatever


importantbirds:

Um EXCUSE! Many beverage too large for birb?? Would like flavor milk in thimble, maybe not big cup.

importantbirds:

Um EXCUSE! Many beverage too large for birb?? Would like flavor milk in thimble, maybe not big cup.


fratboyluke:

when someone refollows you after a whileimage



sluggings:

mindless pokes

(Source: sluggy-slimes.deviantart.com)


keyofnik:

"ZING! OH MAN I GOT HER AGAIN. I tell you, there is nothing better than walking around in formal wear and ridiculously oversized sunglasses and making fun of middle schoolers. Damn, Chiba, you are the MAN. This has put me in such a great mood, I might live it up and repot my plants a few days ahead of schedule. LIVING THE LIFE."

keyofnik:

"ZING! OH MAN I GOT HER AGAIN. I tell you, there is nothing better than walking around in formal wear and ridiculously oversized sunglasses and making fun of middle schoolers. Damn, Chiba, you are the MAN. This has put me in such a great mood, I might live it up and repot my plants a few days ahead of schedule. LIVING THE LIFE."


guyrim:

dezeen:

The “first man-made biological leaf” could enable humans to colonise space»

if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face

guyrim:

dezeen:

The “first man-made biological leaf” could enable humans to colonise space»

if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face